4.2.25

DOGE

♪ Ra Ra Vlad Putin, Elon is a Russian stooge
Runs an illegitimate scheme named DOGE
Ra Ra Vlad Putin, he got Donny Trump to do
His only favourite thing, cheating at golf ♫ 

Hell

Wife: "A window to hell has been opened."  Me: "... what?"  Wife: "The Rideau canal is open"