8.5.25

Alexa

Me: "Echo, turn out the lights."

Echo: *mumbles something*

Me: "Great, I'm not wearing my hearing aids. ECHO. TURN OUT THE LIGHTS"

Echo: *mumble*

Me: (walks to bedroom and has partner turn off the lights remotely using app). "Alexa's being difficult."

They: "Oh, here's why it says it's offline."

Me: 😑

Traditional T9 Keyboard

  Ever since I made the switch from pressing plastic buttons to tapping on glass, I had been wishing for a T9 Gboard mode. A developer named...