Compare Jesus Christ to Santa Claus.
1) Legends
2) Celebrated in December
3) Used to frighten children into behaving
4) Milk and cookies & wine and bread
5) Candy Canes & Shepard Crooks
6) There is a list
7) Knows what you're doing all the time
8) Coal and Brimstone if you're bad
9) Theme Songs
10) Magic!