24.11.25

Jesus Christ VS Santa Claus

Compare Jesus Christ to Santa Claus. 
1) Legends
2) Celebrated in December
3) Used to frighten children into behaving
4) Milk and cookies & wine and bread
5) Candy Canes & Shepard Crooks 
6) There is a list 
7) Knows what you're doing all the time
8) Coal and Brimstone if you're bad
9) Theme Songs
10) Magic!

Hell

Wife: "A window to hell has been opened."  Me: "... what?"  Wife: "The Rideau canal is open"